The ravishing Judge Stefany Miley's husband Ed Miley (yes, Ed ... just like that other guy) was arrested last Thursday on a domestic battery charge. From the LV Sun:
... [Judge Miley] called police from a neighbor’s house about 8:30 p.m. to report a domestic violence incident involving her husband, the report said. Miley told police at the neighbor’s house that her husband was “drinking heavily” and choking their dog, which had bitten him.
Miley said that when she tried to stop her husband from choking the dog, he pushed her to the floor in front of their children. Then she and her children fled to the neighbor’s house in fear, the report said.
Earlier in the evening, Miley said her husband had pushed her and struck her in the chest with the back of his hand.
Well, in all fairness, the odds of Ed's blow landing on her chest were pretty high. [Rimshot!] Eviler Ed continued his parade-o-class once police arrived:
Police said he told a lieutenant he “would like you to arrest better looking hookers because I am tired of defending ugly ones."
Well, maybe it's just that good-looking hookers actually have the money to hire decent representation. Besides, does Ed own a mirror?
If memory serves, Judge Miley's next appearance in the paper will be after she orders her bailiff to perform inappropriate favors. That lucky bastard.
(LV Sun, Thanks to everyone who sent this in!)